nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
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She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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