i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
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I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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