windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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