I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
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Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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