You're completely useless in the revolution.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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