i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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