my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
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I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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