omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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