Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
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I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
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He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
The adults are the big ones right?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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