So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize