They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
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Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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