Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
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You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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