I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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