Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
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some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
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You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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