and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
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He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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