I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
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i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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