Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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