I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Randomize