Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
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just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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