She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I just got carded by a ten year old.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
that is very illegal...i love you.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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