We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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