She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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