I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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