my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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