The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
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I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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