New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
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Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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