im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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