I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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