there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
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and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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