I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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