my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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