Who wears a wallet chain?!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
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The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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