i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
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I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
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If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Holy shit dude........stairs
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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