Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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