Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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