I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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