I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
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Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
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This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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