How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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