It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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