I forgot how hot balto sounded
I intend to get homeless drunk
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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