oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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