I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
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I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
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I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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