We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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