can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
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Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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