the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
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We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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