im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
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Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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