just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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