My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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