I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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