it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
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Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
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she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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