Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
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Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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