Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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